| You know those things...that you're not supposed to
do but you do anyway, like bets and poorly rated chinese buffets?
These rules are all with good reason. I mean, in theory,
everything is a splendid idea, at least in my mind it is.
I had to drive Edd's car back from a party tonight
because he was unable. This proved to be a difficult task for, I
fear his automobile is in no way street legal. I drove with my
hazzard lights on the interstate on account of my being forced to go
45. By the way, happy birthday edd.
"DON'T eat that rice," says the young asian sprinting to the steamer.
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| Today I went with Jane to try and get her job back. The guy
turned out to be really nice and insisted on giving her a free coffee
for her "troubles." She says she likes Alabama, so that's
good. She even wrote "go chargers" in her planner...oh well, you
get what you get.
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| I will share the tale of The Safari:
All of us went to this strange safari out in the
middle of a corn field. It slightly resembled Jarassic
Park. In order to proceed through the gates, we all had to sign a
form releasing the park of any liabilities. This frightened
me. SO, we drove andrew's little honda through the gates and were
swarmed by a pack of emu/ostrichs. We had the windows down and
that proved to be a large mistake. They began poking their heads
into the car looking for food and in my opinion ...BLOOD. We
continued along the trail while trying to avoid a massacre.
WOAH!!! all of a sudden a zebra starts running alongside the car.
We stopped to give him some corn. I held out the cup for him, but
he ate the whole thing. This frightened me so we decided to
leave, but when we looked up all of the animals had surrounded the car,
they wanted food. We had no escape. Jane commented on how
foul they all smelled, and kristin suggested that it might be the
bison. But andrew said "oh shit" it was his car
overheating. after a couple seconds it shut off and we were stuck
in the safari. the rest is a blur to me....somehow we got out
several hours later. I was afraid we'd become part of the safari.
NEVER AGAIN
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| I have found myself a new boy. A nice boy. A gay boy.
I ask him, why must you ruin things for me? I told him I forgive
him for being gay so now we are the best of friends. I will still
have to find a new boy though. Today I have planned an attempt at
the best day ever. I will share:
1. Eat the International Breakfast sampler at I HOP (with crepes of course)
2. Have the most wonderful lunch at Picadilly Cafeteria
3. Pack everyone into PeeWee and go to The Safari
4. Finish our eating experience with a trip to Cracker Barrel for The catfish
Currently Listening to "Fette's Vette"
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| fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
HAYSEUS B WIT YOUS
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